A Word to Oppos and Jalops

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 12/16/2015 at 10:52 • Filed to: Warning

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If any one of you SPOILS the new Star Wars movie....I will personally incinerate and crush 10 Miatas and 100 brown manual diesel wagon for every spoiler given. That is all. ^_^

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 11:05

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Good luck finding 100 brown manual diesel wagons....

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/16/2015 at 11:06

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It may as well be all of them...

For Sweden > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 11:07

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Why not just go watch it this weekend?

OPPOsaurus WRX > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 11:08

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they all die

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 11:10

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Well... You see what happens is....

But in all actuality, I second this. We need to not spoil this movie.

JustAnotherG6 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 11:10

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I heard Darth Vader is resurrected and impregnates Chewbacca which is where Kylo Renn comes from. Oh, and they scrap the Melinium Falcon to turn it into a Camry.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > For Sweden 12/16/2015 at 11:14

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Because I was told all the places around me were sold out this weekend.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 11:17

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Spoiler: the villain is a ewok that railed a line of vaders ashes, sending him into a sith filled rage.

McMike > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 11:19

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Does it drive anyone else nuts that they are Darth Vader in all the marketing for the new film? (commerials, not the actual film)

Dead character is dead.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 11:20

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the day you see it, I expect you to wake up like this

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > McMike 12/16/2015 at 11:21

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I hadn’t noticed actually. I’m literally avoiding everything I can until I see it.

vondon302 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 11:22

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Darth vader is Luke’s father!

djmt1 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 11:23

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Well I don’t like diesels or Miatas so Ha! However I also don’t like Star Wars so you have bested me but I shall return triumphant next time!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 12/16/2015 at 11:24

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I believe it.

Captain of the Enterprise > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 11:24

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I didn’t like that someone posted the rotten tomatoes reviews

Nobi > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 11:25

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Vader is Luke’s father and Leia is Luke’s sister.

Spoiler alert.

CKeffer > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 11:29

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Here’s the biggest one I could find! (yes I know it’s technically a wind and not actually a spoiler, but still, the joke stands)

wiffleballtony > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 11:32

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Word on the street is that Darth Vader is Luke’s father. Also Leia is Luke’s sister.

Your boy, BJR > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 11:33

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I have the whole synopsis. Appeal to me. Show me a reason to show mercy.

KirkyV > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/16/2015 at 11:51

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It’s still actually a really small number, for a country with this many manual diesel estates. People just don’t like their cars to bear any chromatic resemblance to poo, I suppose.

As an aside: FRIDAY WOOOOOOOOO STAR WARS

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 12:30

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We discover the details in the relationship between Darth Vader and his idiot-cousin, Dark Helmet:

Tom McParland > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 12:57

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Kylo Ren is Kaiser Soze

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Tom McParland 12/16/2015 at 16:07

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Fraking knew it.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/16/2015 at 19:38

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Can’t wait! Got my marathon ticket. 21 hours of star wars FTW